Dear You…

29 Jun

Updating post as of June 15, 2012
These are some “anonymous” letters I wrote. I’m hilarious.

Dear Sweetamundo,

You are old, fat, and balding. Using words like “sweetamundo” and “shazzam” on a daily basis are not becoming. When you “beat box” it makes me want to shove pencils in my ears until my eardrums bleed.

Sincerely,

Tired of Your Antics

———————

Dear West Coast,

I know you are anxiously awaiting my arrival. Be patient! I’ll be there soon. Only 20 days until I leave!

Forever Yours,

A California Girl

———————

Dear Tall Guy,

You really thought that one of my really good friends would make out with you to “make [me] jealous?” All that body and not an ounce of common sense. You are a moron. I have evicted you from my life!

Most Annoyed,

Unamused
(I would have deleted it but the part where I say I’ve evicted him from my life made me LOL)

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